why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
