I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
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