Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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