four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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