tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Someone signed my nipple.
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