I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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