I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
You dont lie about slip and slides
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
the raccoons are back...
Randomize
