one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
True college students do jello shots in the library
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