Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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