have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Randomize
