I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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