"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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