i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
You're breaking my sexual little heart
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
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