Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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