He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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