i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
