"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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