Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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