nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
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