do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I wish I only lived at night.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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