I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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