Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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