She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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