doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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