Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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