Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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