I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
You are the jesus of drinking
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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