what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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