I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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