Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
