I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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