real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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