ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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