C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
