I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
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