once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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