apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
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