As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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