Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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