Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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