I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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