operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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