so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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