There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Randomize
