so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
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