I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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