HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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