Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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