my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Randomize
