what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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