Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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