Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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