My friends, they love my intelligence
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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